I Am Not Being Entirely Serious, And Yet…

Remind me why I went to culinary school again?

Apparently the experience can be replicated at a fraction of the cost by:

(a) purchasing the syllabus in book form

(b) practising the techniques virtually

and

(c) completing several internships from the comfort and safety of one’s living room sofa

[I object to (a) on principle–David Copperfield may as well guest-edit Sawing Your Assistant In Half for Dummies, if this is the state of industry secrets today–but (b) and (c) I am totally addicted to.]


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COMMENTS / 4 COMMENTS

Or perhaps on Gordon Ramsay’s Hell’s Kitchen.
Michele added this comment on April 07 2008 at 11:59 am
You did it for the cheese discounts. They give you cheese discount right? Please tell me they do. Oh my god, oh my god no discounts on artisinal cheese? Shite!
http://topics.nytimes.com/top/reference/timestopics/subjects/c/cheese/index.html
atalie added this comment on April 09 2008 at 1:26 pm
Wow…if I had those video games 3 years ago I could have saved a couple thousand grand on culinary school! :)
AppetiteforChina added this comment on April 10 2008 at 12:08 am

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